The endless vacuum that is my child.

Okay I have a couple of kids, so I know about growth spurts, and increased eating habits. I have to tell you though, my ten year old is going to financially ruin me! How the heck does one kid eat so much? This incredible child of mine is eating, and drinking everything in sight. Do I have a quart and a half of raspberry lemonade? I did until 5 minutes ago. Let me just go to the fridge and grab some deli meat for a sandwich. Forget about it! Screw it. I'll have a hot dog. Not so fast my friend. I'm glad hopes and dreams aren't edible, because they'd be gone too. Where the heck is this kid putting this stuff? It's not in the garbage. I keep thinking that one day I'm going to find years and years worth of food stashed under a floor board in my house. I have an older child, but she just wants hot wings and fajitas, and she has a job. My 10 year old is making me rethink about the limiting of child labor in this country. I tell you if this keeps up this kid's gonna have to pitch in! I had a big appetite when I was 10, but a lot of boys do. My kid is a girl!!! For the love of Pete where in the world is she putting it all!