Disney and Mind Control

All I want to know is how the hell Disney does it. They have my kid and countless others hooked on their mindless programs harder than Amy Winehouse on.... well anything. Anyway how the hell do they do it? Those darn shows are all my kid and so many of her friends talk about. I'm afraid to even mention any of the names in case Disney is putting something in the air, and I get some sort of contact high from it. If I had this kind of ability I would be opening up a used car lot somewhere in your neighborhood right now. I know bad parent. I am supposed to keep my kid away from the evils of television. I do trust me I do. Unfortunately the power of the DVR is mightier than my parenting gene. Damn Technology! I never remember being this caught up on a particular channel or tv show as a kid. Okay, sure I got ticked off if I missed an episode of Scooby Doo on Saturday morning (and no anything with Scrappy Doo I missed on purpose), but through therapy I moved on. Is it subliminal messaging? Is it some sort of visual crack? Hell maybe they are just true evil marketing geniuses. Is this all just a stepping stone to some sort of convoluted plot for world domination. No that was the plot of one of their episodes of... Crap they almost had me for a second. Stop your evil mind control Disney, and give us back our kids.